The question is, how to drive a car? Well, the most basic explanation is: don’t. There are so many stupid cars everywhere, that the whole thing no longer makes any sense. Couldn’t there be a different way to get from point a to point b without having to have hundreds of millions of cars all over the place? Not to mention that the amount of oil that is being burned everyday just to support this insanely ridiculous infrastructure we call roads. What a waste of metal, resources, time, and energy.
So many cars everywhere and it doesn’t make any sense.
Here’s a few of my facebook posts about cars:
Dear Capital One Auto Finance: After you repossess my car you can shove it with great force directly into your anal cavity. You’re never getting another dime from me.
(Just remember, you never ever have to pay any company ever, if you don’t want to, so don’t)
Since I live about ten feet away from the busy street I have to listen to all of those stupid ass cars drive by all of the time. So I have been listening to ocean sounds the artist a lot recently. It kinda blends in with the sounds of the stupid ass cars.
“The [stupid ass] cars hiss by my window, like the waves down on the beach” – The Doors
Cars are really stupid man.
Don’t even drive, just ride the bus, or bum a ride. Cars are so expensive to maintain, and they are made to break down. They aren’t built to last anymore. As soon as you hit 100,000 miles you are going to start having problems.
So you want to know how to drive a car? Don’t drive. Save the planet from another scrap of metal and countless carbon emissions. Driving may get you where you want to go, but these cars are ruining our planet.
I hate cars. I wish everyone would stop driving all at once on the same day. Or at least everybody not buy gas one day. Anything. The oil companies control everything some people think. They are in control of the media, and the products you buy.
I hate plastic too, it comes from petroleum too.
I wish that cities were smaller, where at least there would be moving sidewalks, and places for kids to play, and just ordinary easy life. It does seem a lot better than having to wake up every morning and get in a car and drive 30 minutes or more without even having woken up or even having taken a dump.
Cars suck. Cars and the infrastructure which supports them was all created so that everyone can buy stuff more easily. Cars are essential to capitalism. Cars keep people going to Wal Mart and McDonalds.
Imagine a world where you could wake up, take your time, then leisurely stroll through a beautifully landscaped garden to a food court where you could have anything you want to eat.
You want to know how to drive? Driving is for suckers. Driving is for the people who are slaves to the system. It is for people who depend on a paycheck and a job to survive.
Try to find a way to survive without being a slave to the man.
Don’t drive, rebel.
How to drive a car
Advertising has created the illusion that everyone has to have a car. Advertising with it’s flashy images and sexy people driving cars. What if there were no ad? Or the ad was bad? What then? Would we still have this seething incredibly ridiculous (to an outsider) gargantuan sea of cars that we have today? Probably not.
Why do you want to be like everyone else? Why do you even need a car? What if everybody just gave up their car? The city would change drastically overnight. New things would be built, like moving sidewalks, and things to make the walk easier and more beautiful.
Sure it feels great to speed, but then you’re just speeding. Then you get a ticket and have to pay fines. The whole thing costs money, a bunch. I don’t see why people put so much into their cars. I think the whole car thing is a joke. Like a big mean scary joke that never ends. It’s kinda like hell on earth if you are stuck on the freeway in a big city during rush hour. And people do it everyday. They get so pissed off and get road rage. Why do people put up with this day in and day out?
Not to mention the hundreds of thousands of people killed in car accidents every year. You never hear about the hundreds of thousands of deaths every year from car crashes just in the US.
So for your safest bet, if you want to know how to drive a car, save your own life. Why risk your life for taco bell. Taco bell is a joke anyways. I’ve made better stuff than taco bell by far in my own kitchen. And if you buy Mexican food, then you can just eat off of it for like a week. In Mexico they make fun of Americans for eating at taco bell. You can make the same stuff or even better stuff in your own kitchen.
Anyways, well you really want to know how to drive a car? Drive off a bridge, your probably safer that way, with much less stress. You can save the world. One less car. Just remember to jump out of the car before it catapults off of the bridge.
Cars are stupid. They go on and on endlessly. They are not safe. Anyone can be anywhere at any time. Is that what we really want? To allow creeps and pervs to drive places, anywhere they want and just show up? Do we really need that? Do we really need all of these huge hunks of metal flying around all of the time? The answer is: no. This world could be so much different. There could be walking cities. There could be a better infrastructure. People are jealous and greedy and want everything to themselves. That’s why cars have been so successful.
Education is the key however. And teaching people that there could be a different way is the first step to change. So, if you feel like getting a car, don’t. Because you might die in it. Or you may lose a limb. I hate cars. I think they are the epitome of a backwards capitalist society where all that matters is the almighty dollar, and everyone has to have their own one of everything. It would be so much easier just to walk outside and walk down to a deli or food court to get something. Today we just hop in our stupid ass cars and drive to the nearest fast food place and spend all of our hard earned money on fast food, because we have worked so hard all day that we are so tired we don’t care. And that’s exactly what the capitalist system wants.
If you really want to know how to drive a car, then drive a truck. Maybe at least you will be doing something good for other people. I heard that a lot of truck drivers have actually killed people with their trucks and still drive. If that doesn’t make you want to not drive then I don’t know what does.
And then they make alcohol the only legal recreational drug, so that they can profit from putting people in jail who are drunk. Stoned drivers actually drive better than a lot of sober drivers I know. You don’t swerve when you’re stoned so it’s much harder to bust people for smoking pot and driving. Anyways, they make alcohol the only legal recreational drug so that they can profit from drunk drivers. The whole thing is completely set up that way.
Don’t drink and drive, better yet, stay drunk all of the time and sell your car. Or just sell your car. Either one is better than leaving a terrible carbon footprint with that terrible piece of tin you call a car.
The ads are what keep people coming back for more and more cars. Now the car companies have even started making the cars to where you have to take them to the dealership to get work done. Used to be, when you needed a tune up or a little light maintenance, you could do it yourself. Now they make it nearly impossible, with some of the newer models, to even do a tune up yourself.
Shit just keeps getting harder for everyday people. So I say Fuck a car, who needs it? You can take your car and shove it up your ass for all I care.
You wan’t to know how to drive a car? That’s stupid if you ask me. I hate cars. They never stop. The stupidity and stupid thoughts about cars never ends. Like I said. the only reason that all these cars even exist is so that everybody can get to Wal Mart and other shopping places. I know it’s fun to travel, so there are infinite gas stations where you can send your hard earned dollar to some shiek in Saudi Arabia who has like 40 wives and four hundred children to feed. Is that what you want? Just so you can go to the beach?
Forget about driving. Take the bus. Driving is just a hassle and allows other people to control where you are and where you go. It’s a complete form of control, where we actually perceive real freedom. It isn’t. We are controlled by our cars.